It’s Wednesday…
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
Ceasefire…
Yesterday…
Narrator:
Without comment, he posted a statement from Iran:
Minutes later, he reverted to type and attacked the media. Twice.
Yeah… about that ‘fake news CNN.’
The White House is upset about this story by CNN. https://t.co/2eVGLoZTA1
— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) April 8, 2026
In short, the President is claiming there's a criminal investigation into — and CNN is "ordered" to apologize for publishing — an accurate quote.
— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) April 8, 2026
The FCC's Brendan Carr piles on, claiming CNN's story — accurately reporting what Iran's state media shared — "requires accountability" https://t.co/AjQkZXSjE5
— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) April 8, 2026
Every assertion here is false. CNN — and Fox News — accurately reported a statement shared by Iran’s state media, not by a “site from Nigeria” pic.twitter.com/yXeRDwbcL9
— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) April 8, 2026
What CNN reported:
Fox News’ link links to a posted by the Times of Israel:
But sure. CNN is the problem.
Just after midnight, Loser That Loses continued posting on Lies Social.
We will allegedly work with Iran to remove nuclear “dust”.
Then came a new tariff threat.
Narrator: Punishing Americans, because Puddle still doesn’t understand how tariffs work.
This morning, a B-movie actor playing Defense Secretary claimed a capital V victory over Iran.
Hegseth: Iran has been a threat to the United States and the free world for 47 years… No longer—not on our watch. President Trump made history. Iran begged for this ceasefire, and we all know it. They’ve had enough. Operation Epic Fury was a capital V military victory pic.twitter.com/rwM3xOzuBF
— Acyn (@Acyn) April 8, 2026
B-Movie Actor:
Iran has been a threat to the United States and the free world for 47 years.
Chants of death to America, targeting our people, killing Americans, lying and blackmailing their way toward a nuclear weapon, so they thought.
No longer not on our watch. Other presidents marked time and kicked the can down the road. President Trump made history.
From the strike that took out Kasumsulammani to tearing up the disastrous Obama Iran deal to the precision campaign that obliterated Iran’s nuclear sites in Operation Midnight Hammer to the decisive military victory we just achieved in Operation Epic Fury.
No other president has shown the courage and resolve of this commander in chief.
President Trump forged this moment. Iran begged for this ceasefire and we all know it. As a President Truth this morning, a big day for world peace. Iran wants it to happen. They’ve had enough.
Operation Epic Fury was a historic and overwhelming victory on the battlefield.
A capital V military victory.
By any measure, Epic Fury decimated Iran’s military and rendered it combat ineffective for years to come.
YouTube shitty transcript. 04/08/2026.
Reminder: Talks start Friday. Allegedly. I’m still not getting my hopes up the ceasefire lasts that long.
Speaking of Iran…
Iran will demand that shipping companies pay tolls in cryptocurrency for laden oil tankers passing through the Strait of Hormuz, as it seeks to retain control over passage through the key waterway during the two-week ceasefire.
— Financial Times (@FT) April 8, 2026
Read more here: https://t.co/WSi2ZI0L9t pic.twitter.com/Il1JpEnCmr
That last sentence was added later.
So yeah, we aren’t long for peace. No, Puddle did not end another war. And if this is what a capital V victory looks like, we’re still screwed.
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