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Speaking of MAHA…
Coming soon—The Secretary Kennedy Podcast. pic.twitter.com/CMkOmh8sFO
— Secretary Kennedy (@SecKennedy) April 8, 2026
For decades now, Americans have been told that we should trust the system, but our children are sicker. Chronic diseases is exploding and the answers that we’ve been given aren’t working. Many of us have come to the conclusion, that government actually lies to us.
I’m Robert F, Kennedy, Jr, your HHS Secretary. This podcast is about telling the truth, especially when it’s uncomfortable. I’m going to have fearless conversations with critical thinkers, including independent doctors, respected scientists. And leaders in medical innovation and research.
I’m going to ask the questions and lift the taboos and expose the hypocrisy and the conflicts and the corruption.
We’re gonna follow the evidence wherever it leads, and we’re going to name the names of the forces that obstruct the paths to Public Health. This isn’t going to be about politics, it’s about our families. It’s about our children. It’s about confronting the spiritual malaise and embracing the truth.
If we want a healthy Nation, we have to confront the lies that have made us spiritually, morally, and physically sick. The time for half measures, is now over. We’re launching a new era of radical transparency in government here at HHS. I hope you’ll join us in our mission to make America healthy again.
Live caption, my ears, and ChatGPT created this transcript. 04/09/2026.
“Ceasefire”…
Puddle is coping with media coverage of a ceasefire that doesn’t seem to exist the only way he knows how…
Attacking a former cult member because they had the audacity to leave…

She responded…
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "President Trump is failing right now, so he's a man who's lashing out. He's mentally unstable." pic.twitter.com/3wWFqjk0uC
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 9, 2026
Big Mad that NATO didn’t just give him Greenland, aka “THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE”…

We’re back to the classic move: accurate reporting he doesn’t like is a “HOAX”…

When all else fails, the fallback plan is threatening to escalate the current “war” and start a few more “wars”…

Bullying is the only way to get my way…

When in doubt, meme it out…

This is an Open Thread
PS.
Listening to RFK Jr., speak to transcribe his words was awful and took an hour.
Just saying…
