Coffee Talk with Tiff

April 13, 2026 1:17 pm EDT Tiff Coffee Talk with Tiff 0
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It’s Monday…

Our long national nightmare continues for…

Shitshow’s public schedule for…

04/13/2026:

My Monday Dilemma Monday…

Every Monday I wake up with my coffee in hand and stare down the same problem. The weekend blows up, I spend Monday trying to catch up, and by the time I hit publish, something new has already taken over.

It leaves me feeling behind the eight ball.

I know, rationally, that nobody actually sees everything. And no, not everyone caught the weekend meltdowns that seem to be a regular feature now.

But enough about my feelings—we’ve got weekend nonsense to get through. Coffee Talk with Tiff edition.

Weekend News…

After talks with Iran failed, the Idiot in Chief announced the U.S. would blockade the Strait of Hormuz—joining Iran in the “no one gets through” strategy.

The above appears three times in his feed; I don’t know why.

The third time it appears over a new post:

Centcom posted an article on Twitter that explained the blockade:

Not content with conducting foreign policy by post, the Dipshit in Charge attacked the Pope last night—and, for good measure, claimed credit for his existence in the role.

This one seems to have been born after the Couch Potato caught a 60 Minutes segment.

The rest of the tweet is the link to the story: CBS News.

The Idiot didn’t stop at attacking the Pope via Lies Social…

The Pope responded to the Couch Potatoes attack this morning:

I’m not transcribing the Pope’s words cause I’m seriously running low on fucks to give anymore.

FYI: Churches were closed during 2020 when Fuckstick was President 45. In early February 2021 SCOTUS ruled: In a pair of orders issued shortly before 11 p.m. on Friday night, a divided court gave the churches most – if not all – of what they wanted, by clearing the way for the churches to hold indoor worship services until their appeals are resolved. The justices allowed the state to enforce restrictions on attendance as well as a ban on singing and chanting, although they left open the possibility that the churches could return to the trial court with evidence that the state is not applying either set of restrictions to everyone.

After he attacked the Pope he posted an image that showed him as Jesus Christ.

I didn’t find the original creator of the gross as fuck image. I did find that it seems to have first appeared on the interwebs back in early February.

Both Couch Potato and Adams have deleted their posts.

Because we live in the dumbest timeline ever the Couch Potato had McDonald’s doordashed to the White House.

He spoke at the press while holding the Doordash Grandma hostage.

He was asked if he posted the image of him as Jesus.

That’s right he thought the Christ like robes and light coming from his hands was showing him as a doctor.

Asked if he’d apologize to Pope Leo he said no.

He says Pope Leo is wrong and he will not apologize.

He asked his hostage if she thought men should play in women’s sports.

Doordash Grandma said she didn’t really have an opinion on that, she was there for no tax on tips.

Casually mentions we might do to Cuba as we are doing to Iran.

But we shouldn’t call him a warmonger cause he is really a peacemaker playing 4D chess.

Asked about the UFC; I did mention we live in the dumbest timeline, right? He said he was excited about the UFC fight that will be held on June 14th on the White House lawn.

The promo for the dumbest idea ever event…

I really hate it here…

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