It’s Tuesday…
Ahead of high-stakes trade talks in China, Puddle appears to have devoted most of his prep time to memes.
He did manage to post two posts that had text.
The text:
The Failing New York Times, which is one of the worst newspapers anywhere in the World, and is losing subscribers on an hourly basis, is now at it again.
Just like they covered my Landslide 2024 Presidential Election Victory inaccurately, and without shame, constantly making major mistakes and incorrect predictions at every path along the way, they are now trying to justify Obama and Biden’s expensively botched attempt at fixing the long broken, unsightly, and unsanitary Reflecting Pool that NOW sits majestically between the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial.
They squandered at least 55 Million Dollars haplessly trying, with no chance of success, to get the Reflecting Pool to work. Instead, they made it worse, keeping it closed for years, and ending up with a leaking, smelling, ode to both of their failed Administrations. It was an embarrassment to Washington, D.C., and to our Country, itself.
Despite the vast sums of money spent, they never got the pool to work, and cosmetically it was a total mess for all to see.
Now, along comes “TRUMP,” who is asked by many patriots if I can fix it. The answer is a resounding, YES, and for a “tiny” fraction of the cost!
I worked with our now strong Department of the Interior and explained to them that we should view this as a highly sophisticated swimming pool, not the leaking, dilapidated facade, joints and all, of a building. Instead of taking 4 years to build, at a cost, granite pavers and all, of 400 Million Dollars, we could construct a far superior Reflecting Pool for 5 or 6 Million Dollars, and could complete the project in 2 weeks rather than 4 years.
What a difference in time and money, and for a far superior end result!
This is not just a paint job, like lowlife “reporter,” David Fahrenthold, of the NYT so inaccurately and maliciously stated, it is a deeply complicated work of smart and beautiful construction. It won’t leak, it will shine, and be the pride of Washington D.C. for decades to come.
I saved more than 390 Million Dollars, and 4 years of no “mess,” and was, of course, given no credit by the biased New York Times. Also, I didn’t give out the contract, “Interior” did, to a contractor I did not know, and have never used before.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
President DJT
Unhinged Man has Thoughts. 05/12/2026.
Pretty sure Secretary of State Marco “I have no soul” Rubio did, in fact, mention Cuba. Likely more than once.
The above is just the shit he posted this morning. For the rest of the random and sometimes racist shit, we turned to Daniel Dale, who shared a Lead Stories fact check from Feb. 2026, about one of the fake quotes Puddle posted.
It's hard to explain just how detached from reality President Trump's conspiracy-theory-filled social media posting spree last night and this morning was. One easy example: The president shared a completely made-up and frankly nonsensical "quote" about former president Obama the… pic.twitter.com/u4Al56JOhJ
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) May 12, 2026
The rest of the tweet says: One easy example: The president shared a completely made-up and frankly nonsensical “quote” about former president Obama the post attributed to GOP Sen. John Kennedy. The fake quote originated with a “satire” website, basically a fakery factory, that invents stories to be shared by online conservatives; per the fact-check website Lead Stories, versions of this particular fake quote have been wrongly attributed to everyone from Kash Patel to Madonna. https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2026/02/fact-check-fake-story-says-obama-collects-obamacare-royalty-and-should-refund-them.html
Did Kash Patel, Sen. John Kennedy, Pete Buttigieg, Vince Gill and others demand that former President Barack Obama return millions he earned through ownership related to “Obamacare”? No, that’s not true: Nearly identical stories that swap-in those and other names are part of an international network of websites and Facebook pages that publish fake news stories about famous people to generate traffic. The claim that Obama earns royalties on Obamacare originated with a satire web publisher who baits conservatives into re-posting fake stories.
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Lead Stories searched Facebook for instances of a #DefendObama hashtag, finding (archived here) zero examples of that hashtag in use. Similarly, no sign of a massive internet debate about Obama was turned up by a search on Facebook for the hashtag: #ReturnTheMoney (archived here).
A search on Facebook for the story’s phrase: “He allocated money under his own laws using taxpayer-generated prestige” (archived here) brought up multiple results with almost exactly the same story but about different political and media figures, some not even from the U.S.
Lead Stories found posts involving:
Fact Check: Patel, Kennedy, Buttigieg, Vince Gill, Others Are Not Demanding Obama Return Millions From ‘Ownership’ of Obamacare (02/23/2026):
- Jeanine Pirro
- Madonna
- Sen. John Kennedy
- Teresa Giudice
- Stephen Miller
- Peta Credlin
- Pete Buttigieg
- Vince Gill
- Kash Patel
- Jesse Watters
I guess we can’t expect more out of a man who yesterday had to clarify that when he said drugs were coming in by “sea,” he meant the ocean and not “vision.”
A real sentence spoken by the current president of the United States. We’re all just surviving history at this point.
Puddle: Is that right, Paul, with respect to drugs coming in by sea. Meaning drugs coming in by water, by the ocean, by the sea. A lot of people don’t know what I mean by sea. They think I’m talking about vision. I’m not, I’m talking about sea, like the sea.
I’m still having my tech issues, so I’m gonna wrap there and hope I can solve the monitor problem.
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