It’s Wednesday…
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
The unhinged man and his traveling circus arrived in China early this morning U.S. time.
The Ringmaster used his time before and during the 14-hour flight to clownshit post on Lies Social. His greatest hits included: sharing a text-message resignation letter, accusing the media of treason for reporting on his war-of-choice disaster, replacing Canada as the 51st state with Venezuela, posting some weird “Uncle Trump Wants You” image, and demanding a staffer be fired for making retiring Senator Mitch McConnell look bad.
Rumors about Makary’s firing started last week.
NBC News (05/08/2026): President Donald Trump is considering firing Dr. Marty Makary after simmering frustration with his performance as Food and Drug Administration commissioner, though he has not made a final decision, according to a source familiar with the matter.
Puddle thanked Makary for his service.
Fake News reporting facts about the US war against Iran is “virtual TREASON”.
Bye Canada, hello Venezuela.
Googling the image doesn’t give me the meme maker. It did however give me this Yahoo! News article from May 11th: Venezuela has ‘never considered’ becoming 51st US state: acting president:
Venezuela has “never” contemplated becoming the 51st US state, as suggested by US President Donald Trump following the capture of deposed leader Nicolas Maduro, the country’s acting president said on Monday.
“That would never have been considered, because if there is one thing we Venezuelan men and women have, it is that we love our independence process, we love our heroes and heroines of independence,” Delcy Rodriguez told reporters as she left a hearing at the International Court of Justice in The Hague.
Venezuela has ‘never considered’ becoming 51st US state: acting president. 05/11/2026.
I WANT YOU!
FIRE THE BUM!
Who is Robert Karem?
Robert Story Karem served as the Assistant Secretary of Defense for International Security Affairs from June 2017 to November 2018.
In this role, he served as the principal advisor to the Secretary of Defense on policies relating to the Middle East, Europe (including the North Atlantic Treaty Organization), Russia, Eurasia, Africa and the Western Hemisphere.
From June to November 2017, Mr. Karem performed the duties of the Under Secretary of Defense for Policy.
Prior to his nomination, Mr. Karem served on the Presidential Transition Team as an advisor to Central Intelligence Agency Director, Mike Pompeo.
Previously, Mr. Karem was the principal foreign policy advisor to Jeb Bush.
Department of Defense Bio.
Totally sounds like a Never Trumper to me…
What did Karem Do?
He dared do his job. McConnell tried to wrap up the hearing, Karem then leaned over and explained that some Senators still had to ask questions.
McConnell: Senator Murkowski wrap up and uh thank you all for being here.
Karem: Shaheen and Kennedy, Baldwin, Shaheen, and Kennedy still have questions. Wrap up after hold here.
McConnell: Yeah, obviously [clears throat] there’s not a whole lot of time for a second round, so we’ll get through everybody. And uh Senator Murkowski, I appreciate you taking over.
Only the biggest clown would suggest Karem doing his job means he’s a bum and should be fired.
Meanwhile Back in the US…
Before departing for China, Out-of-Touch Asshole yelled over the screaming helicopter blades at the press.
Asked if he considers the Americans’ financial situation a motivation to make a deal with Iran, he says “not even a little bit.”
Out-of-Touch Asshole: Go ahead.
Reporter: When you’re negotiating with Iran, Mr. President, to what extent are American financial situations motivating you to make a deal?
Out-of-Touch Asshole: Not even a little bit. It, the only thing that matters when I’m talking about Iran, they can’t have a nuclear weapon. I don’t think about American financial situation. I don’t think about anybody. I think about one thing. We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon, that’s all. That’s the only thing that motivates me.
Speaker of the House Mike “I talk to President so Dreamy 3 or 4 times a day!” Johnson was asked about Out-of-Touch Asshole’s remarks…
He never hears or sees anything…
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