It’s Monday…
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
Field Marshal Fragile Ego offered his usual Memorial Day statement, somehow turning a day honoring the fallen into another episode of MeTV.
I’m gonna skip the meme shitposting Fragile Ego spent the weekend pumping out. I’ve got an idea I want to try today, though it may require some experimentation to see if this half-baked plan actually works. Fingers crossed.
Instead, we’ll focus on the US-led war on Iran and the deal that apparently exists mostly in press releases and wishcasting.
Saturday:
The deal “will be announced shortly”.
Sunday:
He tells us that he told his representatives not to “rush into a deal”.
A few hours later:
Fragile Ego insisted that if he makes a deal with Iran it’ll be a “good and proper one, not like the one made by Obama.”
He then admitted “nobody has seen it, or knows what it is” because it “isn’t even fully negotiated yet,” before telling everyone not to listen to “the losers” criticizing the mystery deal nobody has actually seen.
Monday:
He tells us his deal will be the exact opposite of the “JCPOA disaster” that was signed by the Obama Administration.
A couple of hours later:
He posts a wall of text that says it will be a good deal for all or it’s back to the battlefield we go. He added; I stated that, after all the work done by the United States to try and pull this very complex puzzle together, it should be mandatory that all of these Countries, at a minimum, simultaneously, sign onto the Abraham Accords.
Iran warns that an agreement to end the war with the U.S. was not imminent, after Secretary of State Marco Rubio says a deal with Tehran was still possible. https://t.co/Ly9IZAg6KT
— NBC News (@NBCNews) May 25, 2026
Iran warned Monday that an agreement to end the war launched by the United States and Israel was not imminent, after President Donald Trump raised and then lowered expectations that a deal may be close.
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Iranian officials have been sticking with their more cautious messaging.
Iranian Foreign Affairs Ministry spokesman Esmail Baghaei told reporters the focus of the negotiations was on ending the war and “at this stage we are not discussing the details of the nuclear issue.”
“It’s true that we have reached conclusions on many issues under discussion, but no one can claim that this means an imminent agreement is about to be signed,” Baghaei said, according to comments carried by the hard-line Student News Network.
The agreement in the works does not detail how the Strait of Hormuz will be managed, he said, adding that it should be “a matter for its coastal states.”
NBC News. 05/25/2026.
So, to recap: nobody knows what the deal is, nobody knows if there even is a deal, and we’re still stuck in a choice war that never should’ve started.
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