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Executive Time 06/26/2026:
Senator Roger Marshall attended yesterday’s Rose Garden Dinner with American farmers. At some point before or after the event, Puddle signed an executive order titled Advancing Regenerative Agriculture and Strengthening American Farm Resilience. Marshall then took to Twitter to post the EO, complete with a deep bow toward his cult leader.
Kansas farmers are the best stewards of the land. Today’s executive order sets the groundwork for new agriculture technologies for farmers while rewarding producers and keeping the health of Americans at the forefront.
— Dr. Roger Marshall (@RogerMarshallMD) June 26, 2026
Thank you, @POTUS and @SecRollins, for once again putting…
Like most executive orders, this one doesn’t actually do much. It mostly tells agencies to study things, coordinate with one another, and come back later with recommendations. As The New York Times noted:
The order does not involve new federal funding, and does not call for new regulations or legislation. Critics contended that it did little to meaningfully address the consequences of pesticide use. Two White House officials, speaking anonymously to preview the order before it was announced, said it was timed to coincide with a dinner Mr. Trump was hosting for farmers.
New York Times. 06/25/2026.
Meanwhile, irony remained undefeated: Yesterday the Supreme Court ruled:
The first opinion is in Monsanto v. Durnell. The court holds that the federal law governing pesticide labels bars a lawsuit against Monsanto, the maker of Roundup weedkiller, for failing to include a warning on the label about the risks of cancer.https://t.co/cPzdF5lgH5
— SCOTUSblog (@SCOTUSblog) June 25, 2026
The bowing continued:
Great night at the White House celebrating wins for our farmers who feed and fuel the world — year-round E15 and more help for farmers! pic.twitter.com/NDg8h7OX1E
— Dr. Roger Marshall (@RogerMarshallMD) June 26, 2026
More bowing:
Thank you, President Trump. AMERICA IS BACK 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/WIz10GR00u
— Dr. Roger Marshall (@RogerMarshallMD) June 26, 2026
The Republicans are doing absolutely nothing to beat the humiliation kink allegations.
Puddle went on to praise a NewsMax opinion piece claiming his approval ratings have risen since signing the MOU with Iran.
The latest national polling shows something that many political observers have missed: President Donald Trump’s standing with the American people is improving during a week dominated by his ceasefire initiative and negotiations with Iran.
Our June 17-23 national survey of 1,000 likely November midterm voters found that President Trump’s job approval has risen to 50%, with 46% disapproving.
News Max. 06/26/2026.
For comparison, here’s RealClearPolitics current presidential job approval polling average:
| Pollster | Date | Sample | Approve | Disapprove | Spread |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| RCP Average | 6/7 – 6/25 | — | 40.5 | 57.5 | -17.0 |
| Rasmussen Reports | 6/21 – 6/25 | 1500 LV | 46 | 53 | -7 |
| Economist/YouGov | 6/19 – 6/22 | 1517 RV | 39 | 58 | -19 |
| Morning Consult | 6/19 – 6/22 | 2200 RV | 43 | 54 | -11 |
| Daily Mail | 6/19 – 6/21 | 1040 RV | 47 | 53 | -6 |
| Quinnipiac | 6/18 – 6/22 | 1165 RV | 38 | 55 | -17 |
| Echelon Insights** | 6/18 – 6/22 | 1003 LV | 41 | 58 | -17 |
| Reuters/Ipsos | 6/18 – 6/21 | 978 RV | 37 | 62 | -25 |
| RMG Research* | 6/15 – 6/23 | 3000 RV | 43 | 55 | -12 |
| CBS News | 6/17 – 6/19 | 2519 A | 38 | 62 | -24 |
| Quantus Insights | 6/16 – 6/17 | 1000 LV | 43 | 56 | -13 |
| AP/NORC** | 6/11 – 6/17 | 3040 A | 37 | 62 | -25 |
| FOX News | 6/12 – 6/15 | 1002 RV | 39 | 60 | -21 |
| Marquette | 6/9 – 6/15 | 1213 RV | 40 | 60 | -20 |
| NPR/PBS/Marist | 6/8 – 6/11 | 1162 RV | 38 | 59 | -21 |
| Emerson | 6/7 – 6/8 | 1000 LV | 39 | 55 | -16 |
His next two posts:
He remains the most jealous man in the world. #Winning.
His last post of the morning acknowledges that Iran fired on a ship leaving the Strait of Hormuz.
NPR (06/25/2026):
A United Nations agency paused the evacuation of ships through the Strait of Hormuz on Thursday after the British military said a vessel was hit by a projectile off the coast of Oman following the passage of several tankers that used a route backed by the U.N.
The head of the International Maritime Organization said the plan to move stranded ships out of the Persian Gulf through the strait will be on hold until the agency can confirm safety guarantees for the ships on the evacuation list and in the region.
The report of a strike came hours after Iran threatened vessels to stop using the route through the strait without Tehran’s permission. The vessel that was attacked was not part of the evacuation effort, said Arsenio Dominguez, the U.N. agency’s secretary-general.
A U.S. official told The Associated Press that the vessel was hit by an Iranian drone.
The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss a sensitive situation, said the merchant vessel Ever Lovely was attacked by a drone being flown by the Iran’s paramilitary Revolutionary Guard.
NPR (06/25/2026).
Remarks and Events 06/26/2026
Faith & Freedom Coalition’s 2026 Policy Conference:
For the past sixteen years, the Faith & Freedom Coalition’s annual Road to Majority Conference has empowered conservative activists to fight for their values at the polls and in the public arena. Designed to forge a path toward a pro-family majority, the conference equips attendees with the knowledge and connections they need to drive engagement and voter turnout. This year’s timely gathering will accelerate conservatives further down the road to majority ahead of the 2026 election.
Faith & Freedom Coalition’s 2026 Policy Conference. 06/25/2026-06/27/2026.
After he finishes pretending to be “Christian”, he will host a RNC Reception at the White House.
No information on the event was available. Google AI (which is terrible, so fact-check everything it tells you) claims it’s being billed as “Presidential Networking.”
This surprises you?
— Ann-Tiff-A (@NewsiesNeighbor) June 26, 2026
In 2020 they held their convention there.
