It’s Tuesday…
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
| Tuesday, August 18 2026 |
| 8:00 AM The President participates in Executive Time The White House Closed Press |
| 11:00 AM The President participates in a Policy Meeting Oval Office Closed Press |
| 12:00 PM The President participates in a Policy Meeting Oval Office Closed Press |
| 2:30 PM The President participates in a Policy Meeting Oval Office Closed Press |
| 4:00 PM The President participates in a Policy Meeting Oval Office Closed Press |
| 5:00 PM The President participates in a Policy Meeting Oval Office Closed Press |
Executive Time Tuesday
After retweeting about the Senate passing the Sunshine Act so we don’t have to change the clocks twice a year, endorsing more Republicans in the upcoming primaries, and retweeting some made-up sir story about why we need to pass the SAVE Act, he posted this bullshit about the Strait of Hormuz.


He went on to confirm what Iran said yesterday: there are no talks between the U.S. and Iran.

“Open and operating”
Reuters (08/18/2026):
The Strait of Hormuz will remain shut until the U.S. meets the conditions of an interim deal signed with Iran in June, the top Iranian negotiator Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf said in comments published by state media on Tuesday.These conditions include the U.S. lifting its blockade of Iranian ports, lifting oil sanctions, releasing Tehran’s frozen assets, and ending threats and military operations on all fronts, Qalibaf told parliament.
Reuters (08/18/2026).
Traffic via the Strait of #Hormuz remained low on 17 Aug, with @Kpler confirming 10 crossings. While still low, it's up from just 2 the previous day. Most vessels again used the Iranian Unilateral Scheme.
— Nikos Pothitakis (@nikospoth) August 18, 2026
Video: @MarineTraffic
Monitor the live traffic: https://t.co/JDwWTjkWAj pic.twitter.com/bLGa6Qt1w8
He spent the other part of Executive Time posting this bullshit…

And this…

Yesterday, Puddle told the media that everyone that opposes the vanity project that is Puddle’s ballroom are being “very, very disloyal to our country”.
Delusional thy name is Puddle.

P.S.
I have some adulting to do today. So, I need to stop there. I will try for more content tomorrow. 😘
