It’s Monday…
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
Another day, another round of “Guess What Puddle’s Announcement Will Be Today.”
We have some clues, so we can at least make an educated guess.
Reuters reported that the paywalled Bloomberg article Puddle shared says today’s announcement will be the new drug pricing deal with biotech companies.
U.S. President Donald Trump’s administration is planning to announce a new round of drug-pricing agreements with midsize biotech companies on Monday, Bloomberg News reported on Wednesday, citing people familiar with the matter.The companies will agree to provide discounts on outpatient drugs to state Medicaid programs such that the prices states pay align with what the companies charge in foreign countries, according to the report.
Reuters. 08/26/2026.
It’s a Monday…
Puddle and his Natalia Harp had a busy weekend. That trend has carried over to Monday…
We are gonna take a journey through what Puddle and Harp’s thumbs have inflicted on us since Friday…
It’s Lake Ontario
He posted this AI slop about changing the name of a lake that has been Lake Ontario for longer than the US has existed.
Apparently, Donalds Ducks will be going to war with Canada.
Nothing says take me serious like armed ducks…
Choice War Cope
This is where we are at. A Reuters reporter reached out to make sure that the U.S. did not in fact blow up Kharg Island.
A US official says overnight strikes did not target Kharg island. https://t.co/8mP0P4afYD
— Idrees Ali (@idreesali114) August 31, 2026
I’m gonna call Congress peeps and my Senators and demand we pass a law that does not allow government anything including the President is allowed to post, share, or mention AI slop with our tax dollars.
The Monday Shitposts…
I don’t think either Puddle or his Harp read the Context fine print on his Amish post.
I had to stop here.
I’m gonna try something different tomorrow, to see if I can’t get a better handle on his crazy. That’s not even hyperbole. He really has lost whatever was left of his mind…
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P.S.
He had well over 98 posts from Friday to this morning. I screen grabbed each one. ChatGPT could not render them. I mean let that sink in. I broke AI.
