It’s Wednesday…
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
This is so on brand for 2026. Puddle is meeting with U.S. travel executives today, and there’s precious little information about why.
But his Rose Garden throne meeting to decide whether he’s finally gonna crack open his massive war chest and toss some cash to desperate Republicans before the midterms?
Oh, there’s a whole damn article about that.
Politico (09/02/2026):
President Donald Trump has invited a group of GOP lawmakers including Republicans in competitive races to dine with him Wednesday night at the White House as many in the party press the president to unleash his massive war chest ahead of the November elections, according to four people with direct knowledge of the matter.
The White House plans to hold the dinner in the Rose Garden, according to two of the people who know about the invitation. The people were granted anonymity to discuss private planning. Some House Republicans in tough races were sent invitations, including Reps. Derrick Van Orden (R-Wis.) and Tom Barrett (R-Mich.), who are planning to attend, along with a wider group of GOP lawmakers and senators.
[snip]
The White House invited at least several dozen lawmakers, according to two people familiar with the invitation list. The dinner also comes ahead of next week’s GOP midterm convention in Dallas, though attendance from Republican lawmakers is expected to be mixed. Barrett, for example, said in an interview Tuesday he is not planning to attend the convention and will instead campaign and spend time with his family. A White House spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
[snip]
Senate Republicans are eager for him to start spending for Ken Paxton in Texas as he has thus far been outspent on the airwaves by Democrat James Talarico and his allies.
Politico (09/02/2026).
I know I said I was gonna be better about posting all of his wild-ass Lies Social nonsense, since apparently we’re treating this shit as presidential records now.
But this task is impossible. Well, not impossible if I’m willing to dedicate 18 hours of my day to documenting one man’s inability to log the fuck off.
So, I’m gonna attempt to cover the weekend meltdowns, since that seems to be when he really commits to memeing and AI-ing us to death.
During the week, though, I’m gonna be more picky. There are only so many hours in the day, and Puddle has entirely too many.
What’s Up Wednesday…
Puddle sent this into the echo chamber that is lies social on Tuesday.
Puddle wasn’t the first Republican to clutch his pearls over Hochul daring to wear a headscarf while attending a prayer service at the Islamic Cultural Center.
The Governor of New York is now wearing a hijab to appease Islamists 12 days before the 25th Anniversary of 9/11.
— Congressman Randy Fine (@RepFine) August 31, 2026
This is what surrendering to Mainstream Islam looks like.
New York has now been conquered. pic.twitter.com/QUOsLITyXP
Snopes was asked to provide a fact-check on the meltdown over the governor showing respect by wearing a headscarf to a religious event.
They explain:
What’s True
Video of Hochul in the mosque authentically shows her wearing a headscarf, with some of her hair visible.
What’s False
Hochul was not wearing a traditional hijab, which is a way of life that involves practicing modesty, covering the head and all the hair.
Snopes. 08/31/2026.
This is not the first time the right attempted to drag the governor.
Um, wut? https://t.co/evE1dflmcx
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) August 1, 2025
First, she was at a funeral for a Muslim officer killed in the line of duty.
Second…
Um, wut? pic.twitter.com/ksIJEyyhej
— _NamrokNamrok_ (@_NamrokNamrok_) August 1, 2025
Gee, Ted, and Nazi Fine, it’s almost as if wearing the appropriate headgear at a religious event is a sign of respect.
Weird concept, I know. Although Ted apparently understood it just fine when the headgear was a yarmulke.
The posts were fired off between 5:52 and 6:42 p.m. on Tuesday. That’s seven disaster-aid announcements in 50 minutes, each conveniently wrapped in a little campaign commercial.
Nothing weird about that at all. Just your standard taxpayer-funded endorsement speed round.
Puddle announced he intends to nominate Hung Cao to become the next Secretary of the Navy.
Hung Cao sent his thanks via twitter.
@POTUS Thank you, Mr. President. It’s an honor of a lifetime to lead the great warriors of the Navy and Marine Corps team. I’m grateful for your leadership and support as we continue to get after shipbuilding and ensure the defense of the homeland. pic.twitter.com/SUqz6q7OF0
— Acting Secretary of the Navy Hung Cao (@SECNAV) September 1, 2026
Speaking of ships…
The USS Abraham has finally docked after 9 plus months out to sea.
CBS News (09/02/2026):
The USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier docked at a port in eastern Thailand on Wednesday after its grueling deployment in the Middle East that kept the ship at sea for more than 250 days.
Associated Press journalists watched the Lincoln, which is carrying about 5,000 service members, as it made its way into the Laem Chabang port in Chonburi province shortly after the destroyer USS Frank E. Petersen Jr. sailed past the area.
[snip]
Crew members were not immediately accessible to media, but the ship itself looked due for at least a new paint job, with large blotches of what appeared to be rust on the hull, especially just above the waterline and at the edge of the flight deck, where fighter aircraft and helicopters were parked.
When asked about the aircraft carrier’s appearance, Capt. Dan Keeler, the Lincoln’s commanding officer, replied that “it is normal for a long deployment and we’re not going to make further comments.”
Asked for his thoughts about President Trump’s comment that the Lincoln’s record-setting deployment was “not nearly long enough,” he was similarly terse.
“So, the president speaks for himself,” he said. “That is what I think about that.”
CBS News (09/02/2026).
I got super distracted by seeing this in my feed…
The Jackson County, MI GOP (one of the birthplace-of-the-GOP claimants) is hosting a golf fundraiser in remembrance of 9/11… Teeing off toward the Twin Towers? A Flight 93 hole sponsorship?
— Jeff Timmer (@jefftimmer) September 1, 2026
What in the fancy flying french fried fuck is going on here? pic.twitter.com/3DzXAt04Si
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This tracks since the other day Vice President JD “I suck as a human being” Vance said we were about to celebrate 9/11.
He knows he fucked up, you can see it in his face.
He says we are going to celebrate the 25th year, sinks into himself and then says commemorate.
That’s enough fuckery today.
