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Random News Thursday
Republican Speaker of the House Mike “I don’t have a” Johnson said Tuesday that the House would vote on proposed GOP legislation to amend the U.S. Constitution to permanently set the number of Supreme Court justices at nine.
Because nothing says “we definitely aren’t worried about something” quite like trying to put it in the Constitution.
House Democrats blocked the resolution on Wednesday.
The House votes down a proposed constitutional amendment to keep the Supreme Court at nine seats as openness within the Democratic party grows for expanding the high court by four seats. https://t.co/CeVlUnrLpy
— NBC News (@NBCNews) September 3, 2026
The House on Wednesday voted down a proposed constitutional amendment to keep the Supreme Court at nine seats, with the measure falling short of the two-thirds majority needed to pass.
The vote was 212-206. All but one Democrat voted against it, as openness within the party to expand the high court by four seats grows.
The joint resolution, offered by Rep. Andy Biggs, R-Ariz., calls for amending the Constitution to say: “The Supreme Court of the United States shall be composed of nine justices consisting of one chief justice and eight associate justices.”
NBC News. 09/02/2023
Speaking of the House…
>> Next votes are expected at approximately 6:30 p.m. on Monday, September 14, 2026. Members are advised that votes are no longer expected in the House the weeks of September 21 and September 28, 2026. Pending Senate adoption of H.Con.Res. 113, votes are possible in the House…
— Pablo Manríquez (@PabloReports) September 3, 2026
The rest of the tweet says: Pending Senate adoption of H.Con.Res. 113, votes are possible in the House during the weeks of September 21 and September 28, 2026. Members will receive 48 hours’ notice prior to any potential votes in the House. This is a change from the House GOP Leadership’s previously announced schedule.
Speaking of the Constitution…
"The Supreme Court has spoken: Children in the certified class are 'citizens at birth.'"
— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) September 2, 2026
The key line in Trump's latest birthright citizenship defeat.
Full story and ruling here https://t.co/mOLhFU3X7M pic.twitter.com/rZn3Z5EWCe
A federal judge has blocked Donald Trump’s second executive order restricting birthright citizenship, emphasizing that the highest court in the United States made itself perfectly clear the first time.
“The Supreme Court has spoken: Children in the certified class are ‘citizens at birth,’” U.S. District Judge Deborah L. Boardman wrote in a 36-page memorandum opinion. “Barbara is the law of the land. The President must follow it.”
All Rise News. 09/02/2026.
Puddle’s personal Attorney weighed in on the decision during his appearance on the Fox Entertainment Laura Ingraham propaganda show.
This timeline is the world’s shittiest merry-go-round. Round and round we go, and somehow we keep ending up back at the Supreme Court.
Executive Time with Puddle…
Well, it’s finally happened…
ChatGPT, Claude, Grok, are all down. So, I can’t make one image of Puddle’s meltdown happening over Iran.
That’s alright, we will old school it.
He sent two posts on Wednesday that I had to share.
MapQuest is No. 1 on the App Store after refusing to change Lake Ontario’s name. Both Google and Apple rolled over and played dead. The minute that Trump called them. https://t.co/O8u86cgO1m
— Mike Ridler (@Infiniteridler) September 3, 2026
The most popular iPhone app in the US is one that few people have thought about since dial-up internet: MapQuest.
The mapping service is making a comeback on US App Stores after refusing to change Lake Ontario’s name, following President Donald Trump’s executive order rebranding it as Lake America.
As of Tuesday afternoon, MapQuest was the No. 1 free app on Apple’s App Store, overtaking ChatGPT and ESPN Fantasy Sports. It was ranked No. 8 for free apps on Google Play.
CNN. 09/02/2026.
Puddle’s Meltdown Thursday…
Canada is mean to Puddle.
He’s just big mad, Prime Minister Carney’s approval rating is better than his…
Yahoo.com (08/26/2026): President Donald Trump‘s approval rating is 17 points behind Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney as the U.S.-Canada trade conflict deepens, according to data from the Angus Reid Institute.
Attacks the media for reporting that the war of choice against Iran has depleted our military ammunitions calling those reports “treasonous”.
Speaking of Iran…
Our Commerce Secretary Howard “Nutlick” Lutnick said something stupid on CNBC News…
Puddle defended his Nutlick this morning…
Nutlick went to Twitter to share Puddle’s defense of his stupid remarks.
While speaking yesterday at the G20 innovation summit about AI, I answered a question about the military actions in Iran, I misspoke. 18 members of our military have died, and to those families my heart breaks and I am so very sorry for their loss. I was thinking about the…
— Howard Lutnick (@howardlutnick) September 3, 2026
The rest of the tweet says: I was thinking about the Venezuelan military operation where no service members died. As the 25th anniversary of 9/11 approaches, I am deeply thankful for our military and the sacrifices the men and women who serve our great country make, so such an attack, where I lost my brother Gary (36), my best friend Doug (39) and 656 other close friends and colleagues in the attacks on the World Trade Center, never happens again. Never!
But I thought we controlled the Strait?
