It can’t come soon enough…
What Fresh Hell Is This?
Too Tired Wednesday…
Yesterday, Puddle renamed Artificial Intelligence to Super Intelligence. Once again reminding the world that he knows zero things about everything.
He took to Lies Social to share more about his decision to change the name to SI.
Narrator: I’m guessing “Super Intelligence” is responsible for the typo that reads “President of the Unites States.”
Just saying.
Tiff Talk:
Normalizing his obsessive need to rename things he doesn’t like, doesn’t own, and doesn’t understand is how we got here. Where a sitting president, his AI chatbot, and his actual staff all missed a typo that proves neither he nor his AI chatbot is particularly “super” or “intelligent.”
Speaking of not super intelligent…
Yesterday, former Special Counsel Jack Smith testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee. Republicans had hoped today’s headlines would be about how they got Smith to admit his investigations and the resulting grand jury indictments were politically motivated.
Instead, what happened was a Republican senator from Missouri self-owned so badly, that became the headline.
Sen. Schmitt: With a limited time I have left, ask you about a couple of things. Um, did you go to an NBA game between the Golden State Warriors and the Atlanta Hawks on February 3, 2024?
Mr. Smith: I’m sorry could you say that again?
Sen. Schmitt: Did you go to an NBA game between the Golden State Warriors and Atlanta Hawks on February 3, 2024.
Mr. Smith: What city would that be in?
Sen. Schmitt: Atlanta.
So your testimony today is that you did not go to a Hawks game on February 3, 2024 is that correct?
Mr. Smith: I have no recollection of that.
Sen. Schmitt: Is it your testimony that you are not in Atlanta on February 3, 2024. Let me give you a little context. The day before Fani Willis came clean with her affair with the prosecutor. You know the Atlanta prosecutor that was trying to get Trump, the next day were you in Atlanta?
Mr. Smith: I do not believe so.
Sen. Schmitt: Did you ever go to Atlanta as time as Special Counsel?
Mr. Smith: I really don’t think so. It’s possible I flew through the Atlanta airport on the way to Florida but I do not have a recollection of going to Atlanta. I definitely did not go to a Hawks game.
Sen. Schmitt: Did you ever meet Nathan Wade or Fani Willis in your time as Special Counsel?
Mr. Smith: No.
Sen. Schmitt: What would you say if I had a series of text messages from your team that said you were in Atlanta at a Warrior Hawks game on February 3, 2024 the day after Willis and Wade announced their affair. I don’t think you know that we have this stuff so I will give you a second to process it so you don’t perjure yourself.
Mr. Smith: You just took it down really quick if I could look at that again.
Sen. Durbin: Can we give the witness a copy to see was being read to him.
Sen. Schmitt: I think you’ve already sufficiently answered. I want to run through we will put it in a file. I think you’ve already perjure yourself.
Senator off screen: Can we see it? Can we see it.
Sen. Schmitt: If you want to use your time to criticize my question.
YouTube. 09/29/2026.
He ends his line of “questioning” by calling Smith the “villain,” adding that Smith “will go down as a tool — total dirtbag. I yield my time.”
Democratic Senator Amy Klobuchar steps in at the 1-hour-and-43-minute mark to ask the committee chairman if the witness could please see the flashcard texts that supposedly prove Smith perjured himself.
The text is held up…
they really thought they were cooking here lmao https://t.co/xqu8YADrtI pic.twitter.com/eAGt63nEuu
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 29, 2026
Smith and Klobuchar share this exchange:
Sen. Klobuchar: This isn’t in my time, but Mr. Smith, please address it.
Mr. Smith: If this is the correct basketball game, I recall going to a University of Maryland basketball game. Caitlin Clark was playing right around that time, and the Marshals Service was there with me. You can check if that was the exact date. It was Maryland playing Iowa, I think, in February of 2024. But you can check that out.
Sen. Klobuchar: The University of Iowa is the Hawkeyes? And maybe before we show this kind of thing—I know—but if he was at an Iowa game, is that correct?
Mr. Smith: Caitlin Clark was coming to Maryland to play.
Sen. Klobuchar: But the confusion over the names of the teams, perhaps they should’ve looked at it more carefully.
Sen. Schmitt: Who’s questioning? Is this, Mr. Chairman—is this what this is? Are we just having open session?
Sen. Klobuchar: I’m just in shock. You are calling a witness a dirt bag.
Sen. Schmitt: I presented the witness a text message about him wanting to meet with people that couldn’t have obviously been related to the prosecution. That was—
Mr. Chairman.
Sen. Klobuchar: I’ll begin my questions now, but I think you should get your facts straight before you accuse someone of being a dirt bag and get that wrong. You have the teams wrong, sir. Mr. Chairman.
YouTube. 09/29/2026.
Schmitt spent the rest of yesterday defending himself, his dumb staff, and likely his AI chatbot after the whole new conspiracy theory he tried to launch blew up in his face.
He finally posted this on Twitter:
Obviously not you pic.twitter.com/shO3iYxSPB
— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) September 29, 2026
I’m late. I’m still really tired.
