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The new Propaganda Barbie held her first official press briefing. The "briefing" was about 14 minutes too long. She did break news...
Reporter: I have two questions for you. If I can, first of all, on Kimberly Guilfoyle, the Daily Mail has been reporting on her since last year. The president said yesterday to reporters that he is considering firing her. Do you know a timeline for that? And also, potentially, you could be on the shortlist to replace her if he does?
Propaganda Barbie Too: We have asked Ambassador Guilfoyle to resign. She has been a wonderful asset to the team, and we wish her well. Second question for you.
Reporter: Okay. Second question for you, if I may. Personal question. Your family is in California. Your husband. You have four children. I'm wondering how you manage. How are you going to manage that? Karoline Leavitt left because she wanted to spend more time with her family. And also, did she give you any advice on how to handle this job? And the people in this room?
Propaganda Barbie: Well, first of all, I want to give my husband an amazing shout-out. We have four kids ranging from 12, 10, 8, and 6. Three of them are boys. So we have a handful. And I adore my family. I love them. They are my priority. They--I love being with my kids. The idea of not spending evenings with my kid... kids is completely unacceptable.
So my president, excuse me, my husband. That's a good one. My husband is out here. Is out here for the week.
I used an app. Buzz transcribed the video. I listened to it. ChatGPT made the transcript usable. 10/13/2026.
Kimmie G has confirmed her resignation in a novel-length post on Twitter.
Serving as the United States Ambassador to Greece has been the honor of a lifetime. I will forever be grateful to President Donald J. Trump and Secretary of State Marco Rubio for entrusting me with the extraordinary privilege of representing the greatest country in the history of the world. From my first day as Ambassador, I have worked tirelessly to advance President Trump’s America First agenda, strengthen our strategic alliance with Greece, and deliver meaningful victories for the American people. During my tenure, we have helped secure historic agreements to expand American liquefied natural gas exports to Europe, advanced the Vertical Corridor to reduce Europe’s dependence on Russian energy, strengthened our defense and security partnership with a critical NATO ally, and expanded opportunities for American businesses and investment throughout the region. I am especially proud of the role our Embassy has played in strengthening American energy dominance, advancing economic cooperation, and ensuring that the United States remains the indispensable leader in Southeast Europe. These accomplishments are a testament to President Trump’s bold leadership, Secretary Rubio’s commitment to American diplomacy, and the extraordinary men and women who serve our country every day. I also want to address the recent allegations against me. These allegations are false, and I intend to vigorously defend my name, my reputation, and my integrity. I have dedicated my professional life to fighting for justice, standing up for what is right, and defending the values that make America exceptional. I will not allow false accusations to define my decades of public service. My gratitude and respect for President Trump and Secretary Rubio remain unwavering. I am proud of what we accomplished together, and I will always be a loyal supporter of President Trump and his mission to Make America Great Again. While my time as Ambassador may be coming to an end, my commitment to President Trump, the America First movement, and the country I love will never end. It has been the honor of my lifetime to serve the United States of America. My deepest heartfelt appreciation to the people of Greece for their hospitality, partnership, and welcoming me with open arms. God bless President Trump, God bless our incredible diplomats and service members, and God bless the United States of America.
— Kimberly Guilfoyle (@kimguilfoyle) October 13, 2026
The text:
Serving as the United States Ambassador to Greece has been the honor of a lifetime. I will forever be grateful to President Donald J. Trump and Secretary of State Marco Rubio for entrusting me with the extraordinary privilege of representing the greatest country in the history of the world.
From my first day as Ambassador, I have worked tirelessly to advance President Trump’s America First agenda, strengthen our strategic alliance with Greece, and deliver meaningful victories for the American people.
During my tenure, we have helped secure historic agreements to expand American liquefied natural gas exports to Europe, advanced the Vertical Corridor to reduce Europe’s dependence on Russian energy, strengthened our defense and security partnership with a critical NATO ally, and expanded opportunities for American businesses and investment throughout the region.
I am especially proud of the role our Embassy has played in strengthening American energy dominance, advancing economic cooperation, and ensuring that the United States remains the indispensable leader in Southeast Europe.
These accomplishments are a testament to President Trump’s bold leadership, Secretary Rubio’s commitment to American diplomacy, and the extraordinary men and women who serve our country every day.
I also want to address the recent allegations against me. These allegations are false, and I intend to vigorously defend my name, my reputation, and my integrity. I have dedicated my professional life to fighting for justice, standing up for what is right, and defending the values that make America exceptional. I will not allow false accusations to define my decades of public service.
My gratitude and respect for President Trump and Secretary Rubio remain unwavering. I am proud of what we accomplished together, and I will always be a loyal supporter of President Trump and his mission to Make America Great Again.
While my time as Ambassador may be coming to an end, my commitment to President Trump, the America First movement, and the country I love will never end.
It has been the honor of my lifetime to serve the United States of America. My deepest heartfelt appreciation to the people of Greece for their hospitality, partnership, and welcoming me with open arms. God bless President Trump, God bless our incredible diplomats and service members, and God bless the United States of America.
Bye Bye Bye. 10/13/2026.
Puddle is yelling at the press as he leaves the White House to continue his Not Helping Republicans Campaign Midterm Blitz.
He was asked about Propaganda Barbie Too's performance this morning. He said he thought she did a great job. A reporter then asked what state Propaganda Barbie Too passed the bar exam in. She answers, "When I moved to China."
The sound for the next couple of clips is awful.
I found this paragraph at the end of this New York Times article.
Ms. Zacharia, an attorney who earned her undergraduate and law degrees at Pepperdine University, lives in California and, according to her social media posts, has four children. She has also worked regularly for conservative causes. Before her stint in the Trump administration, she served as general counsel for Fix California, a nonprofit founded by Ric Grenell, a Trump ally, to advance a conservative agenda in the state, and White Rose Resistance, an anti-abortion advocacy group, according to her online résumé.
More than a decade ago, she also spent a couple of years working in Beijing, and claims to have basic proficiency in Chinese.
New York Times. 10/09/2026.
Puddle completely lied while attempting to distance himself from his former Ambassador to Greece.
Narrator: Don Jr. and Kimmie G. were engaged for four years. They broke up in fall of 2024. But sure, he hardly knew her...
I'm gonna stop there. We will pick this back up tomorrow.
