Dear Special Counsel Mueller (and your Gang of Angry Democrats),
Thank you for standing strong against the intense pressure placed upon you by the most powerful man in the world, as well as his puppet, President Trump, and all of the puppet’s little sycophantic minions.
You are on track to rack up the most accomplishments in the first two years of any Special Counsel in history!
Please continue your important work in exposing the despicable behavior of so many despicable people…it is truly (and ironically) serving to make America great again.
A Grateful American