Trump: Give me money for the WALL!
Pelosi: No.
Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I’ll shut down the government!
Pelosi: No.
Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I won’t reopen the government.
Pelosi: No.
Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I will blame the government shutdown on you!
Pelosi: No.
Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I’ll make you look bad during my State of the Union address!
Pelosi: No. And you can’t give it in my House.
Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I’ll declare an EMERGENCY!
Pelosi: No.
Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I will REALLY, REALLY declare an EMERGENCY, because I can if I want to!
Pelosi: No.
Trump: Give me money for the WALL and I’ll give you DACA for three years, or else I’ll declare an EMERGENCY!
Pelosi: No.
Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I’ll tell everyone you don’t care about national security. And YES, I will be giving my State of the Union address at your House.
Pelosi: No. And no you won’t.
Trump: Give me money for the WALL and, fine, I’ll wait to give my State of the Union address until you say it’s okay.
Pelosi: No money for the wall. Open the government, then we will talk.
Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I will NEVER open the government or will declare an EMERGENCY. I mean it this time!
Pelosi: No.
Trump: Okay, I’ll open the government, but you better give me the money for the WALL within three weeks or I will REALLY, REALLY, REALLY declare an EMERGENCY!
Trump to the American People: GREAT news! We have reached a DEAL to reopen the government!
Pelosi: LMAO…putz…
