President Trump Gives A Lesson On Deal Making

Art of the Deal. Donald J. Trump.

Trump: Give me money for the WALL!

Pelosi: No.

Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I’ll shut down the government!

Pelosi: No.

Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I won’t reopen the government.

Pelosi: No.

Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I will blame the government shutdown on you!

Pelosi: No.

Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I’ll make you look bad during my State of the Union address!

Pelosi: No. And you can’t give it in my House.

Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I’ll declare an EMERGENCY!

Pelosi: No.

Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I will REALLY, REALLY declare an EMERGENCY, because I can if I want to!

Pelosi: No.

Trump: Give me money for the WALL and I’ll give you DACA for three years, or else I’ll declare an EMERGENCY!

Pelosi: No.

Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I’ll tell everyone you don’t care about national security. And YES, I will be giving my State of the Union address at your House.

Pelosi: No. And no you won’t.

Trump: Give me money for the WALL and, fine, I’ll wait to give my State of the Union address until you say it’s okay.

Pelosi: No money for the wall. Open the government, then we will talk.

Trump: Give me money for the WALL or I will NEVER open the government or will declare an EMERGENCY. I mean it this time!

Pelosi: No.

Trump: Okay, I’ll open the government, but you better give me the money for the WALL within three weeks or I will REALLY, REALLY, REALLY declare an EMERGENCY!

Trump to the American People: GREAT news! We have reached a DEAL to reopen the government!

Pelosi: LMAO…putz…

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