It’s Friday.
There are…
With 17/18 days left until the Presidential Election President Humorless has tweeted 18 times and retweeted 30 times.
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1. President Duped was duped by a fake news article.
From the article shared by the sitting U.S. President without irony.
In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday.
CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading “Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats.” Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter’s servers.
“Red alert — shut the servers down! Shut them all down!”Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.
The Babylon Bee. 10/15/2020.
After hearing the Twitter employees talk about critical theory, the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males.
It was as they say only a matter of time this happened. On October 13th, the sitting Dummy retweeted an article published by The Babylon Bee on October 7th, 2020.
@TheBabylonBee‘s Twitter Bio.
The Babylon Bee responded to sitting Stupid at 7:35 a.m. D.C., time.
From the article:
In the wake of his much-anticipated “Fake News Awards,” President Donald Trump confirmed Friday that while most news sources are “totally fake,” there is one that he trusts more than any other—The Babylon Bee.
The president admitted to refreshing the Bee’s homepage “sometimes hundreds” of times per day for the latest stories. “I’m just glad they don’t have a TV show yet—I’d never get anything done!”
The Babylon Bee. 10/16/2020.
6:08 a.m. D.C., time.
2. One-minute after sharing funny fake news he tweets a “thank you!”, to his supporters who supported him on October 12th.
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3. Promotes a book he’s never read, probably.
According to Amazon.com his new book called They Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste: The Truth About Disaster Liberalism has a release date of April 6th, 2021.
Chaffetz responded via Twitter…@ 8:55 a.m. D.C., time.
Power Grab was released on September 3rd, 2019.
The Deep State was released on September 18th, 2018.
But his “new” book is “fantastic.”
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4. Endorses a former Congressman by all-capping the word “WARRIOR”.
5. 6 minutes later he continues his endorsement.
Ammar is a puppet for Nancy Pelosi and the Radical Left. He spells higher taxes, weak Military and Vet support, and the obliteration of your 2nd Amendment. Vote Darrell Issa! https://t.co/0nwCTVWPh3
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2020
6:44 a.m. D.C., time.
6. Projection.
As the News Blender featured on Thursday evening, what should have been the 2nd Presidential Debate turned into Dueling Town Halls. President Projection is my Middle Name appeared on NBC News with Savannah Guthrie while Democratic Nominee Joe Biden appeared on ABC News with George Stephanopoulos.
The Right’s take is that Biden came off as “Mister Rogers,” and that President Can’t Denounce Conspiracy Theories was treated meanly by Guthrie.
I was gonna post clips, but instead…
The Daily Beast has a run-down of both debates quoting a Trump campaign adviser as saying, “”He didn’t spend the whole time yelling, he didn’t piss himself… so this was as best as we could have hoped for. After the last debate, that is an improvement.””
Joe Biden Continued Taking Voters' Questions After Town Hall Ended: 'I'll Always Put You First' https://t.co/6ZG3SxcO7S
— People (@people) October 16, 2020
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7. Say’s it’s “Great!”, that the Texas GOP is suing Harris County Clerk to stop illegal voting. The tweet is from the 13th, of October.
From the GOP press release; Chris Hollins is telling all Harris County residents that they are eligible for curbside voting when he knows that is not the case. Any voter that does not qualify to vote curbside under narrow statutory language would be voting illegally if allowed to vote drive-through.
The Texas Tribune reported on October 15th, that the last-minute lawsuit filed on Monday to stop Harris County from drive-thru and curbside voting programs was dismissed.
Drive-thru and curbside voting programs in Harris County can continue after a state appeals court Wednesday quickly threw out a last-minute lawsuit filed bythe Texas Republican Party challenging the county’s efforts to provide more voting options during the coronavirus pandemic. The state GOP had filed suit Monday night asking the court to place limits on curbside voting and halt drive-thru voting.
Texas Tribune.org. 10/15/2020.
According to the appellate Judges the Texas GOP and a voter, “who filed the suit did so too late, and did not show how they specificallymight beinjured by the voting practices. The lawsuit was filed just hours before early voting polls opened and more than a month after the Harris County Clerk announced his plan for drive-thru voting.”
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8. Happening fast!
9. Responds to an October 11th, Senator Rand Paul tweet.
Thank you LIBERTARIANS. We are getting it all done, and FAST! VOTE TRUMP!!! https://t.co/ai2vTb1V3G
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2020
I assume he’s talking about removing troops.
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10. Thanks random Twitter user “Jay” for his vote.
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11. Shares another Rand Paul tweet this time from October 7th.
Biden said during his town hall he does not propose banning fracking.
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12. “RED WAVE” is coming.
Projects five thirty eight.com generic poll:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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13. Good reviews for his performance last night.
Thank you LIBERTARIANS. We are getting it all done, and FAST! VOTE TRUMP!!! https://t.co/ai2vTb1V3G
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2020
Since he’s all about them “ratings,” as of 8:40 a.m. CA., time; ABC‘s town hall with Biden has been viewed on YouTube 2,937,110; NBC News town hall with Trump has been viewed on YouTube 2,009,177.
8:15 a.m. D.C., time.
14. He was right!, believe him.
CNN reported on Thursday that C-SPAN has suspended the network’s senior executive producer and political editor Steve Scully for lying that he was attacked earlier this month.
In a statement Scully apologized and accepted total responsible for lying that he was hacked.
Here's the full statement from @SteveScully and @cspan.
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) October 15, 2020
Scully: "Out of frustration, I sent a brief tweet addressed to Anthony Scaramucci. The next morning when I saw that this tweet had created a new controversy, I falsely claimed that my Twitter account had been hacked." pic.twitter.com/SNb1pCFjST
Imagine that a person facing consequences for lying…
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15. He returns to his 1st tweet for Friday to explain that “Big T” was not a reference to himself, but was a reference to Big Tech.
Big T was not a reference to me, but rather to Big Tech, which should have been properly pointed out in Twitter’s Fake Trending Section!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2020
8:36 a.m. D.C., time.
16. Spreads a “nasty rumor” with a dash of threatening or possible cover….too.
The question remains is Collins “disappointed” or “disappointed with a furrowed brow”….
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17. Campaign ad that says he’s better for seniors.
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18. Biden “Didn’t have a clue.”
President Doesn’t Know was asked if he was tested for the coronavirus before the debate.
Here’s Trump making a total mess of the question about when his last negative coronavirus test was during the NBC town hall pic.twitter.com/X8f1pCBoaD
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 16, 2020
He doesn’t remember.
He was asked to denounce the bonkers QAnon conspiracy theory and responded by saying he didn’t know much about them.
Here’s video of Trump refusing to denounce QAnon at the NBC town hall pic.twitter.com/BmSHGYSlxO
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 16, 2020
“I know nothing about it.”
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I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend.
