What Fresh Hell is This? Christmas Day’s Open Thread

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It’s Friday aka CHRISTMAS DAY!!!

Before we dive-in to What Fresh Hell is This?, Day 51, let’s peek into the past way-back to What Fresh Hell is This?, Day 50.

As mentioned on Thursday, I author and hall monitor of Trump Tweets had to Christmas shop. I’ve survived, it was busy, but not such much that people were rude. There were masks, there was as much as possible social distancing, and there was even things left to buy.

While shopping for people who are impossible to buy for, including myself, I saw only a few of the tweets come through on my phone, I was blessedly unplugged most of the day, though I did manage to see, the Washington Post breaking news, that Kraken Powell’s star witness was a pro-Trump podcaster and wrote much of what she swore to in her affidavit for 2020 in November 2019. And that according to attorneys for the state of North Dakota, she lies a lot.

It was when I returned home, unloaded the truck and finally got off the tired feet, that I reviewed the idiotic.

At 2:03 p.m. D.C., time, he calls Rush Limbaugh, conservative talk-show host, who is battling stage 4 lung cancer, “the GREATEST”.

Limbaugh has signed off for the rest of the year and it’s unclear if the often controversial host will be well enough to return in 2021.

A little over an hour later, at 3:18 p.m. D.C., time, the He Bitches Therefore He is, posts a video with his third-wife, First Lady Trump, wishing everyone a Merry Christmas.

The video is 2 minutes and 40 seconds long. For the first, 1 minute and 34 seconds, it’s not horrible, they both manage to praise God, for giving us, his son, Jesus, it’s a bit cringe like, but not horrible. They also manage to mention the pandemic thanking our doctors, our nurses, and others without pats on their own backs…

Until the 1 minute 35 second mark, where he says, “we are delivering millions of doses of a safe and effective vaccine that will soon end this terrible global pandemic and save millions and millions of lives.”

He does manage after that to once again thank the scientists for working hard to complete the vaccine. It’s a bit ruined but he does manage it after the pat on his own admin’s back.

Following-up the propaganda cringe in parts video, at 3:30 p.m. D.C., time, he tweets about the vaccine, ruining any goodwill achieved by the video he and his wife recorded.

Bloomberg Vaccine tracker shows that as of December 24th, the U.S., has given 1,229,009, moving the U.S., ahead of China, who as of the 19th, of December has vaccinated 1 million people.

When the sitting President, though, we shouldn’t be surprised, says things like the “China Virus Vaccine”, it’s rage inducing because it’s simply unfeeling, lacks any kind of Christmas warmth.

Like I said, we shouldn’t be surprised, he continues to tell us, exactly what kind of person he is, case point, not 15 minutes later at 3:43 p.m. D.C., time, he blasts Senate Republicans.

Followed shortly after at 3:55 p.m. D.C., time, by saying the election was rigged, attempting to be aggressive, though doing so passively…

On Wednesday Fox Business show host and President Cult’s, cult member, Maria Bartiromo hosted a 6 minute segment with an animal rights activists, posing as Smithfield’s CEO, Dennis Organ. Organ, actually Matt Johnson, who belongs to Direct Action Everywhere, trashed Smithfield for failing to protect it’s workers from Covid-19.

After the segment aired, at the end of her show, Bartiromo, offered and on-air correction. According to the CNN video explaining the mistake, Keira Lombardo, Smithfield Foods’ Chief Administrative Officer is quoted as saying, “A simple Google search for a photo of our CEO would have prevented this from Happening. This allowed false information to be aired, and Fox has aired an apology for this complete lapse.”

One-minute later at 3:56 p.m. D.C., time, the Conspiracy Theorist rants that voter fraud is not a “CONSPIRACY THEORY” it’s “FACT”.

Narrator: Facts are that he and his allies have failed 59-60 times in court to prove one case of widespread fraud that would flip the election. There is attempted fraud, in every election, for example, on December 22nd, 2020, Fox News Channel 8 posted an Associated Press article that explains; A Pennsylvania man is facing charges of unlawful voting and perjury after prosecutors say he illegally voted on behalf of a long-dead family member in the General Election.

Jack Stollsteimer, Delaware County District Attorney exampled on Monday that Bruce Bartman, voted in place of his dead mother, and also attempted to registered his deceased mother-in-law, who passed in 2019, but was unable to obtain that ballot.

And who was Bartman, attempting to help? According to Stollsteimer, President Donald Trump.

Stollsteimer said Bartman had registered both women as Republicans and told investigators he had done so to help reelect Donald Trump. The district attorney said he only mentioned the party affiliation because of multiple conspiracy theories circulating about voter fraud, adding that this is the only case during this election that his office has encountered.

Fox News Channel 8. 12/22/2020.

He moves from it’s not theory it’s fact at 5:59 p.m. D.C., time, whining about Twitter labeling him, and calls them “dangerous,” and accuses them of purposely “stifling free speech.” He includes a question that asks, “Does Congress know that this is how Communism starts?”.

Minutes later at 6:06 p.m. D.C., time, he threatens Republican Senators…

But sure, Twitter fact-checking a politician’s tweets is how Communism starts…

And like that we’ve concluded Christmas Eve, with Trump spews stupid.

For What Fresh Hell is This?, Day 51, President Scrooge has tweeted 1 time and retweeted zero times so far.

8:32 a.m. D.C., time.

1. All caps.

All kidding aside, okay, not really, but I do wish each of you a very Merry Christmas, as awful as 2020 has been, I am as always grateful to each and every one of you, in our corner of the internet, where, jokes, bad ones, even, keep our virtual family members sane, keeps us writers sane too, just so it’s clear.

Our 2020, would be less bright, without y’all in it.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, FRIENDS.

If you struggle a bit to find a bright spot today, remember, this is our Last Christmas with a President Trump Tweets, Open Thread. It sort of put me in a much better mood this a.m., than I was already, because damn it, it’s Christmas Day!

For the Owl, Richard asked us to post our favorite Christmas song, this is not my all-time favorite, but it popped into my head, several times, since yesterday, before the question was asked, so, I’m gonna end with a song.

Enjoy your day, your family, both in real life, and virtually, I don’t seriously think we see any updates on the tweets today.


In this many days…

For some reason, in my rush to shop until I almost dropped, yesterday’s countdown too…

Was totally forgotten, I’m sorry.

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