TNB Night Owl – Weird State Laws COLORADO

Let’s take a drive through Colorado and find some more weird state laws! However first, I’d like to thank the news blender crew for picking up my last post. All appendages are attached but PSA: Please wear gloves when you are working with a hedge trimmer, because that’s the only thing that saved her finger(s)!

It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule about the ground floor of any building
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your neighbor
It is illegal to remove furniture tags that say “Do not remove under penalty of law”
It is illegal to ride horseback under the influence
Throwing missles at cars is illegal
It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within Pueblo city limits
Boulders may not be rolled onto city property
Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight
Catapults may not be fired at buildings in Aspen
It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop
Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys in Louisville
It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property
Couches may not be placed on outside porches
It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays in Colorado Springs
You may not drive a black car on Sundays
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep
It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope
No one may keep junk close to someone else

Oh, geez. How I wish I was there to see the time when someone launched a missle into their ex’s car… Also, who had a catapult and why did they decide to launch it into a building?! I’m all for freedom to ingest marijauna as they please, but I’m fairly sure weed plays a big part in these incidents…