Let’s drive through Florida to find some weird state laws!
- In Sarasota, It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit
- A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing
- In Big Pine Key, It is illegal to molest a Key deer
- Florida law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay
- In Hialeah, Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor
- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle
- In Cape Coral, It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline
- In Florida failure to tell your neighbor his house is on fire is illegal
- In Florida it is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge
- It is illegal to skateboard without a license
- In Cape Coral City, A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport
- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner
- You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers
- The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages
- One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
- Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense
- It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.
- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal
- When having sex, only the missionary position is legal
- one may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm on Thursday
- It is considered an offense to shower naked
- Oral sex is illegal
- In Broward County, Persons may not be “inappropriately attired” who work at hot dog stands
- In Daytona Beach, The molestation of trash cans is banned
Two words: FLORIDA. MAN.
Picture this: You are angry. In fact, you are livid. You look at this person(s) taking part in your pet peeve. You say to yourself “If I ran the world, this would be illegal.”
QOTN: If you could create any weird law, what would it be? Did deep into your annoyances and let your creative juices flow. GO!
Sources: Forest Grove Strange Laws, Fun Laws 50 Weird Laws, Only In Your State Florida
