TNB Night Owl – Weird State Laws FLORIDA pt.1

Let’s drive through Florida to find some weird state laws!
  • In Sarasota, It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit
  • A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing
  • In Big Pine Key, It is illegal to molest a Key deer
  • Florida law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay
  • In Hialeah, Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor
  • If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle
  • In Cape Coral, It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline
  • In Florida failure to tell your neighbor his house is on fire is illegal
  • In Florida it is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge
  • It is illegal to skateboard without a license
  • In Cape Coral City, A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport
  • Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner
  • You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers
  • The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages
  • One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
  • Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense
  • It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.
  • Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown
  • Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal
  • When having sex, only the missionary position is legal
  • one may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm on Thursday
  • It is considered an offense to shower naked
  • Oral sex is illegal
  • In Broward County, Persons may not be “inappropriately attired” who work at hot dog stands
  • In Daytona Beach, The molestation of trash cans is banned

Two words: FLORIDA. MAN.

Picture this: You are angry. In fact, you are livid. You look at this person(s) taking part in your pet peeve. You say to yourself “If I ran the world, this would be illegal.”

QOTN: If you could create any weird law, what would it be? Did deep into your annoyances and let your creative juices flow. GO!

Sources: Forest Grove Strange Laws, Fun Laws 50 Weird Laws, Only In Your State Florida

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