Let’s take a drive where the corn is as high as an elephants eye, which arguably could be Ohio or Indiana, or any of the midwest. But, there’s not a musical called “Alabama”.
Taking a break from the polls tonight so be sure to hit up the QOTN!
- Whaling is illegal…because there are so many whales in Oklahoma
- Don’t scare Fido or his friends…you may be fined and/or jailed for making “ugly faces” at dogs
- It is illegal to have tissues in the back of your car
- Spitting on the sidewalk is illegal
- Taking a bite out of another’s hamburger will not be tolerated
- Females are not allowed to do their own hair unless they are licensed by the state
- The mayor MUST sign a permit for groups of 3 or more dogs to congregate on private property
- Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings
- Don’t even think about going to bed with boots on because that would be illegal
- The owner of a bar is not allowed to let anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo
- Curse words in public places in the presence of women and children under the age of 10 are illegal and subject to $100 fine or time in prison
- And profane swearing in the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost is punishable with a $1 fine
- Eavesdropping on someone’s conversation with intent to gossip for the purpose of annoying them is illegal
- Injuring someone’s fruit is punishable up to 30 days in jail
- Alligators are forbidden from entering downtown Tulsa
- In Bartlesville, it is illegal to throw a pitch or bat a ball on public streets
I freaking swear, if one more landlocked state starts talking about whale hunting I am going to lose it. “Females are not allowed to do their own hair unless they are licensed by the state” We just want to make sure that you go through a long process to make you think through using Splat!, ma’am.
QOTN: What are your best theories to explain these weird laws?
Sources: Forest Grove Weird Laws, Only in Your State OK, Only in Your State OK2
