TNB Night Owl – Weird State Laws OKLAHOMA

Let’s take a drive where the corn is as high as an elephants eye, which arguably could be Ohio or Indiana, or any of the midwest. But, there’s not a musical called “Alabama”.
Taking a break from the polls tonight so be sure to hit up the QOTN!
  • Whaling is illegal…because there are so many whales in Oklahoma
  • Don’t scare Fido or his friends…you may be fined and/or jailed for making “ugly faces” at dogs
  • It is illegal to have tissues in the back of your car
  • Spitting on the sidewalk is illegal
  • Taking a bite out of another’s hamburger will not be tolerated
  •  Females are not allowed to do their own hair unless they are licensed by the state
  • The mayor MUST sign a permit for groups of 3 or more dogs to congregate on private property
  • Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings
  • Don’t even think about going to bed with boots on because that would be illegal
  • The owner of a bar is not allowed to let anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo
  • Curse words in public places in the presence of women and children under the age of 10 are illegal and subject to $100 fine or time in prison
  • And profane swearing in the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost is punishable with a $1 fine
  • Eavesdropping on someone’s conversation with intent to gossip for the purpose of annoying them is illegal
  • Injuring someone’s fruit is punishable up to 30 days in jail
  • Alligators are forbidden from entering downtown Tulsa
  • In Bartlesville, it is illegal to throw a pitch or bat a ball on public streets

I freaking swear, if one more landlocked state starts talking about whale hunting I am going to lose it. “Females are not allowed to do their own hair unless they are licensed by the state” We just want to make sure that you go through a long process to make you think through using Splat!, ma’am.

QOTN: What are your best theories to explain these weird laws?

Sources: Forest Grove Weird Laws, Only in Your State OK, Only in Your State OK2

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