(Open Thread) Snark Bites — I Just Can’t Even…

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It’s Saturday, which means it’s snark time again.

Let’s get started with this douchey Fox News host making fun of a man with a speech impediment:

You don’t have to be a dick to work at Fox News, but you get sweet bonuses if you are. (Okay, I made that up, but it seems truthy, right?)

Sarah Palin talking about stripper poles on TV. Because, honestly, when you’re giving an interview and want to put your best foot forward, who wouldn’t do the same?

And is it just me, or has she gotten some bad collagen treatments for her lips?

Sean Hannity explains how all other journalists are talk show hosts, just like he is.

No, Sean, you’re not a journalist in any sense of the word. You’re also nothing like people who are actual journalists. You’re just a guy who bloviates to stupid people and gets paid a crap-ton of money for lying to your audience.

Ron DeSantis, continuing his fight against Disney:

I must’ve missed the part in the federal and state of Florida’s constitutions where it says it’s government’s job to decide when a company has lost its way in its mission and put it back on course.

More from DeSatan on Disney:

I especially liked the part where he threatens even more punitive action against Disney will be coming next year.

Laura Ingraham is still talking about her mom waitressing until she was 73 like it’s a good thing. And I’m just trying to imagine being waited on by a woman who’s 73, and it ain’t pretty.

Maybe we have to allow people to vote over the course of weeks because republicans have shut down so many polling places over the past couple of decades.

What Spiro Agnew’s Ghost said. Just listen to any one of Trump’s debate responses and tell us again how he’s literate and well-informed on every isssue.

Okay, that’s a wrap for today. Who was the worst of the worst? Stay snarky, my Blender peeps!

And tomorrow’s noir is “Johnny Angel.” Hope you catch it so we can discuss it together!

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