Listen up everybody, I am finally able to highlight MY OWN twitter thread. It will have you on the edge of your seat. I have been mourning Sass-Squash for months and suddenly, he has Jesus Christ running for his money!
Recap:
At Christmas time, it was sub-zero temps and I found this guy in the garage so cold he couldn’t move so I did what any good christian does; I took in the foreigner. (Just for the record, this will go easier if you just go with it…) After a month he burrowed into the tissues, it was the best I could do with 5 inches of snow outside, and I assumed the little guy in his Christmas shoes met Jesus that night.
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Updates will be coming, when the weather is nice enough he will be released back into the wild to be his true invasive species self and bring some chaos to any gardens. What a blessed life.
