Okay, so I just found the best thing ever. Now I sourced back the man’s TikTok and found out that it is NOT a parody. For the longest time I thought it was just a joke, but I realized that I was looking at an account dedicated to making fun of this gentleman, props to that person, I got to the original creators account and dear god he is not joking. At all.
Second thought: we need to get these people together. They need to meet, they need to fall in love, and be lunatics together for eternity. It makes you understand the saying “For better or worse” in a completely different way.
Anyhow, get ready to cringe, and be thankful you aren’t anywhere near either of these people.