It’s Wednesday…
Free Speech…
I mentioned in yesterday’s Coffee Talk with Tiff that the First Lady and her Ball and Chain demanded that ABC/Disney fire late-night host Jimmy Kimmel for saying, “you have a glow like an expectant widow.”
Kimmel defended the remark on Monday.
Then, in a bit of accidental comedy no speechwriter with survival instincts would have approved, during Puddle’s remarks welcoming the King and Queen of England to the White House, he joked about his own death leaving his wife a widow.
Puddle: Fred and they were married for 63 years. And excuse me, if you don’t mind. That’s a record we won’t be able to match, darling. I’m sorry, it’s just not going to work out that way. We’ll do well, but we’re not going to do that well. 63 years. And my mother…
Kimmel responded to Puddle’s joke on Tuesday:
Up is down–down is up…
Speaking of Free Speech…
The DOJ announced they have once again indicted former FBI Director James Comey.
This time, they didn’t charge him with making false statements or obstruction of Congress.
Nope.
This time, they charged him over seashells by the seashore.
That’s right, our DOJ is claiming the now-deleted Instagram post by James Comey is a threat against the President of the United States.
Because apparently federal law enforcement now has a seashell division.
Yes.. an arrest warrant has been issued against Comey
— Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) April 28, 2026
Two counts in a bare-bones indictment
Threats Against the President and Successors
Transmitting a Threat in Interstate Commerce
The indictment:
Crash Patel and wanna-be Attorney General Todd Blanche held a presser to warn the nation about the dangerous seashells.
Somewhere, actual crimes were forced to wait their turn.
The investigation was complex and took, 9, 10, 11 months…
Asked how intent to harm the President would be proven. Given that Comey deleted the post and said he did not associate 86 with meaning kill. Blanche said with witnesses and documentation…
Comey has responded to the latest bullshit indictment:
Speaking of calling for violence with images…
This morning Puddle responded to Iran’s offer that the war be ended, the Strait of Hormuz reopened, and we come together at a later date to discuss nuclear ambitions…
Nothing is normal…
This is an Open Thread
