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At this point in Puddle’s second term, I’m not sure anyone gives a shit what’s being signed during Signing Time. The event has become so routine that it barely registers as news unless he signs the wrong thing, spells his own name wrong, or accidentally launches a trade war.
During Thursday’s Coffee Talk with Tiff I shared Puddles threats against Iran both via Lies Social and via his Fox & Friends.
An hour later…
BREAKING: Iran directly rejects Trump's new claim that he reached an agreement to "cancel tonight's strikes" on Iran as "baseless," saying no agreement has been approved at all, and all of Trump's words should be disregarded like all his previous "38 times" deal-imminent…
— The Hormuz Letter (@HormuzLetter) June 11, 2026
The rest of the tweet says: “38 times” deal-imminent announcements over two months, per Tasnim. A senior Israeli official also tells Channel 12 they are “not aware of any agreement being reached,” per N12.
Asked about why Puddle feels this time the deal he’s been announcing for over a month is different and will happen he says “because they’ve taken a pounding.”
Finally, someone in the room asked the obvious question and got it on the record: this isn’t actually a deal to end the war.
It’s a memo of understanding to have a ceasefire extended for another 60 days while talks continue about a deal to end the war.
This is why he’s announced the same deal 38 times so far. Every time it falls apart, he announces it again.
Bullshit that he attacked Iran in the first place.
Bullshit that they are making a case to attack Cuba next.
He acknowledges that attacking Cuba would be risky for the southern states closest to Cuba.
Then he immediately pretends attacking Cuba wouldn’t affect those same states.
2026 y’all.
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