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Over the last 24 hours Shitty Man has talked about inflation, war, media coverage, money, and taking territory.
What he hasn’t talked much about are the people who would have to live with the consequences.
Roll tape.
Reporter: Are you concerned, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning? Could that be a headwind?
Shittiest Man Alive: No, I love it. The numbers were great. You know what I really love? I love the inflation. You know why?
Reporter: Tell me.
Shittiest Man Alive: Because as soon as this war is over — you know, I can say it now, something you didn’t know. You know we’ve been taking out millions of barrels of oil. Nobody knows it. You know who doesn’t know about it, Iran, until right now. We took out the other night 22 ships, late at night with no lights, because they don’t have any radar because we blasted the crap out of it. We took out — that’s why oil is $85 a barrel. I mean, you take a look. Remember when I did this? I said, look, the one bad thing will be — we hit the best economy we’ve ever had. And I said to my people, I had Scott, I had Howard, I had Pete, I had all, I had Todd in the room. I said, the one thing we have to do now, we had just hit the highest stock market in history, highest 401-Ks in history. Everything was going well and I said, I hate to do this to you guys, but Iran’s going to have a nuclear weapon very soon. We have to go and attack. So we hit them with the B-2 bombers, [which took a lot of courage. It was totally successful. We buried it, very hard to get. But now we had to make the second move.]
BLS.gov reported yesterday that Consumer Price Index (CPI) was 4.2 percent.
After telling the American people he loved inflation, Shitty Man took to Lies Social to demand Republicans pass another reconciliation bill so he can keep bombing Iran and stuff the Save Act into the package while he’s at it.
Narrator: Man who has been president for six years still believes Congress works for him.
This morning Shitty Man took to Lies Social and announced plans that appear to include taking control of Iran’s Kharg Island, something that’s difficult to accomplish without putting actual boots on the ground.
Shortly after the post, Shitty Man stopped by his safe space, Fox & Friends, to continue being shitty.
One take away from all the clips is his complete focus not on the war but on the media’s coverage of the war. Honestly, I was gonna include tons of video clips, but they don’t matter.
His obsession with his media coverage is only eclipsed by his love of our money.
Today included discussions about inflation, military spending, bombing Iran, taking Kharg Island, media coverage, and the possibility of making a fortune from the conflict.
Meanwhile, the media was given a tour of the fully assembled UFC octagon sitting on the White House lawn.
Scenes from the UFC Arena on the South Lawn of the White House. pic.twitter.com/aMYNWj9Nmw
— Andrew Leyden (@PenguinSix) June 11, 2026
The White House press previewed the UFC arena on the South Lawn this morning. A huge construction that’s been going up since mid-May. Ads seen around the octagon including Budweiser, Polymarket and law firm Morgan & Morgan. pic.twitter.com/aHONwl8Uu4
— Liz Landers (@ElizLanders) June 11, 2026
The symbolism writes itself.
A reminder that Shitty Man is, and always will be, shitty.
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