Trump Tweets “That Won’t Happen,” for Tuesday’s Open Thread

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It’s Tuesday.

For Tuesday President Impeached aka The President who thinks he’s King has tweeted 5 times.

Given his tweets for this Tuesday, I will be posting them all in order and then responding below.

Demands the Democrats agree to spend more tax payer money.

Moves on to explain that the Governor of New York is a beggar.

We move swiftly away from the begging Governor of New York to focus on Ballot Harvesting, in all caps.

He moves on to explain that mutinies are good or something.

Yeah, okay…moving on.

He attempts to be Presidential after comparing himself to Captain Bligh.

We will attempt to start from the top and work our way down.

As the News Blender featured on Monday President Impeached held his usually daily rally. And boy how rally like it was.

He opened his rally by showing the media and the nation a campaign video. A video he shared Monday evening on Twitter.

The campaign video created by tax dollars and put together by White House staff, leaves out an important item, like you know, the whole month of February.

Asked by CBS News White House correspondent Paula Reid, what the administration did for the month of February the Would Be King, attacked first, saying she was a “disgrace,” he then added when pressed what exactly they did February he replies, “A lot, we’ll get you a list.”

The Trump War Room came up with a list.

The majority of the list consists of what other agencies attempted to do, while the Impeached Asshole was running around talking about how it was a “hoax,” and how it would go away like a “miracle.”

Moving on to the Governors begging tweets.


Also happening in yesterday’s rally, President Impeached told the reporters and the nation that he was King. Stating several times that he has the “total authority,” to open the country up against Governors wishes. He also stated that the Federal Government was the absolute authority.

The White House as of yet, has not provided a transcript for Monday’s rally, in light of this fact, I will not word for word being typing his words.

After being asked about the Constitution he is told that it’s the States that closed schools, ordered restaurants closed.

President Impeached in part: It’s because I let that happen. Because I would have preferred that. I let that happen. But if I wanted to I could have closed that up. But I let that happen. And I like they way they’ve done it.

He is pressed on what authority he has to force states Governors to reopen on his schedule and not their’s.

President Impeached in part: Let me just tell you, very simply. I’m gonna put it very simply. The President of the United States has the authority to do, what the President has the authority to do. Which is very powerful. The President of the United States calls the shots. If we weren’t here, for the states, you’d have a big problem in this country like you’ve never seen before. We were here to back them up….

Moving on he continues: They [Governors] can’t do anything without the approval of the President of the united States.

But wait, he doesn’t stop there, he goes on to say.

He says it a few times in the clip.

And it goes on and on.

He implies his willingness to deny federal funding to the Governors, if they don’t respect his authority.

When pressed he eventually tells a reporter, Kaitlan Collins with CNN that’s “enough.”

The above clips are as close to in order as possible to show the context of his statements and his declaring himself King or Dictator, but he also rambles in his total authority bit, that the Federal Government itself has “absolute authority.”

President Impeached in part (38-40 ish seconds into the clips), “The Federal Government has absolute power, it has the power. As to whether or not I’ll use that power, will see.

On Tuesday morning, Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo said if President Impeached told him to reopen his state economy and that would endanger the public health he “wouldn’t do it.”

Cuomo in his daily presser also addressed the Impeached President’s “total authority.”

He also brought up the Mutiny on the Bounty tweet.

As a reminder on March 13th, 2020, Friday the 13th to be exact, President Impeached said, he “doesn’t take responsibility,” only to a month later explain how he has total authority over the States, in which he’s taken no responsibility.

As to Ballot Harvesting, President Impeached used one example of this a lawsuit brought by Judicial Watch against the State of California, the problem? That had nothing to do with harvesting, it had to do with state voter rolls.

The most recent example of ballot harvesting came from the state of North Carolina and was attempted by the Republican state party. As the News Blender covered in 2019.

I honestly have zero way to explain the Mutiny on the Bounty tweet. He’s admitted his crazy apparently, or it’s a threat, or it’s both. Or it’s something else entirely.

Trending currently for the United States via my Twitter feed.

#1 Captain Bligh.

#3 King Trump.

@ #SorryNotSorry.

Captain Queeg, is now starting to tend as well.

As you can see, this evenings rally is scheduled to be held in the Rose Garden.

This post might be updated.

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