It’s Thursday aka Thanksgiving Day 2020.
We’ve now reached What Fresh Hell is this?, Day 23.
For What Fresh Hell is this?, Day 23, as of 10 a.m. D.C., time, the Impeached One-Term Turkey has not tweeted or retweeted.
In light of the non-tweeting, so far, as if the man can resist a full day of lying to his followers, I thought we might take a Thanksgiving trip down Trump Twitter Past.
According to the Trump Twitter Archive using the keyword “Thanksgiving”, since joining Twitter in 2009, he has tweeted 43 times, and retweeted 10 times.
November 26th, 2009.
November 24th, 2010. (Self-promotes, shocking no one).
Same day after he self-promotes.
He skipped 2011 moves to November 19th, 2012 issuing 2 tweets.
November 21st, 2012 he issues two more tweets.
The Trump we know…
November 24th, 2012.
Warns us that our country is in big trouble!.
November 26th, 2013 he issues two tweets.
November 27th, 2013, he issues 3 tweets.
Thanks some random Twitter account.
Said random account posted the 2013 tweet 10 hours ago.
The Trump we know…
2014 he sends 7 tweets for Thanksgiving.
Starts self-promoting early.
Continues to promote-self.
Still with the sales pitching.
“MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”
The first time according to the Trump Twitter Archive, Biggest Douche used the stolen phrase Make America Great Again, on January 3rd, 2012.
Congratulates New York City Parks for having record skaters Thanksgiving.
In 2015 we enter the election cycle for 2016 in which he tweets only two times.
He offers a sales pitch, surprise!
Campaigns with his stolen campaign slogan.
His President-Elect 2016 tweets.
Tells us Happy Thanksgiving plus all caps his stolen campaign slogan.
We are entering the very on-brand period of tweeting.
First Presidential Thanksgiving Tweets 2017.
Shares himself offering the traditional Thanksgiving turkey pardon.
Demands a thank you from people that had already thanked him, just not enough for his ego. He also hadn’t learned how to thread tweets, yet.
November 23rd he issues 4 tweets.
Sir brags a lot, brags a lot.
He attempted his first holiday threaded tweet.
Posts a 3 minute and 56 second propaganda video where he tells us Happy Thanksgiving. He also talks about history. He also brags about how great he is.
2018 Thanksgiving our first Blender Thanksgiving, he posted 6 total tweets, which can be seen here, and 3 of those I’ll post below.
Aaron Rupar with Vox.com has a thread from the conference call I’m only including the start of the thread.
He gives us a weather report.
We move on to 2019.
Farmer bailout lies that China Tariffs paid for them.
Bashes his Impeachment.
Bashes Democrats for going home for Thanksgiving. Lies that Democrats “constituents” were against his Impeachment, and uses the #2020 Election!, hashtag incorrectly.
Issues an image of himself pardoning the turkey.
Spends his first Thanksgiving with our troops.
Shares images from his first meeting with our active duty troops.
And here we are to our 2020 Thanksgiving with the Impeached-One-Termer-Lame Duck.
If we elected former Vice President Joe Biden, he’ll cancel Thanksgiving!
Propaganda video of him pardoning another turkey.
Pardons a real turkey.
If you haven’t realized it yet, he has tweeted 2 times now, so far, as we all knew he would, but what you might not have realized; this is it, our last Thanksgiving with President Dipshit who never pivoted! WOO HOO!!!
10:44 a.m. D.C., time.
1. Whines that President-Elect Biden got more votes than he did.
9:08 a.m. D.C., time.
President-Elect Biden posted his own Thanksgiving message.
I’ll be 100 percent honest, while this whispers “propaganda” to me, I’m fully aware that, people need this type of message, stay safe, stay healthy, it leans more toward those cheesy PSA’s. However, having said that, it is at least a well thought out message. Please stay safe, please wear your masks, and social distance as best you can during the holidays and you know just everyday in-between, because the world would be just a little dimmer without you in it.
10:48 a.m. D.C., time.
2. Wishes us a Happy Thanksgiving with a side of late night news.
And there it is, so far, our trip down Thanksgiving lane plus the current Thanksgiving, our very last one, with What Fresh Hell is This??? aka Trump Tweets.
I will attempt to update, if IT tweets again, which is likely.
We are this many fall/wintry days away from:
We will be 100 years old in this many days…
I’m very thankful for each and every one of you *virtual hugs and cheek kisses* May God Bless you and yours.